Flames Pizzeria

I just paid $40 for two "large" (read: medium) sized pizzas: Pepperoni and double bacon and cheese. The pizzas did not in any way resemble images provided to Uber eats. The dough on both was crumbly and poor in texture, a bit like a biscuit (think: last time you tried to bake bread using black&gold flour and dried yeast a year out of date).

On the Pepperoni, added anchovies are closer to tinned sardines in taste. Mushrooms (also added) are hard to find. A seriously underwhelming experience.

The double bacon and cheese features globs of beef baked dry and dark on top and onions that are chopped so roughly, you'd wonder whether a blunt spoon was used instead of a knife.

Two stars because one star would mean it wasn't a pizza and three is an experience I'd grumble about, but not write about.

Lift your game Flames: Either have your images reflect your product or have your product reflect your images. Also, make some decent pizzas!